Socho zara! Shadi ki umar aa chuki hai, ghar wale har waqt rishtay ka topic chhed detay hain, aur mai khud bacho k sath park me masti kar rahi hoti hoon. Jab mai slide pe chadhti hoon to bachay niche se chillatay hain: “Aunty zara dheere, slide toot jayegi!” aur mai hans kar kehti hoon, “Aunty kahan? Abhi to mai abhi bhi young aur fresh hoon.” Lekin phir mirror wali lake me apna reflection dekhti hoon to samajh aata hai ke shayad un bacho ka point valid hai. Swing pe baith kar mai full jhoolay leti hoon, aur bachay mujhe push karte hain, jese ap

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Skeletons ka apna hi swag hota hai! Ek aisa banda jo hamesha “zero figure” maintain karta hai aur gym ki tension kabhi nahi leta. Na diet ka jhanjhat, na exercise ka dard—bas haddi pe haddi aur upar se ek perfect smile jo kabhi fade hi nahi hoti. Skeleton ka sense of style bhi kamaal ka hota hai: white ribs ka designer suit aur skull ka shining helmet, bilkul runway ready! Kabhi notice kiya skeleton kabhi late nahi hota? Kyunke iske paas “body ka bojh” hi nahi hota jo dheere kar de. Ye banda hamesha light-weight aur energy se bhara hota hai—bas hawa jaisi speed aur khanak jaisi awaz. Jab chalta hai to lagta hai jaise xylophone baj raha ho. Party me skeleton sabse zyada cool hota hai—na sweating, na odour, aur sab log usse dekh ke haste haste double ho jaate hain. Lekin skeleton ki bechari struggles bhi hain. Kabhi hug karne ki koshish karo to bas khatak khatak ki awaz aati hai, aur selfie me hamesha “bony look” aata hai. Agar skeleton exam me baith jaye to teacher confuse ho jaata hai—“bhai tu to already andar se sab kuch yaad kar ke aaya hai!” Aur sabse funny part, skeleton kabhi diet chart follow nahi karta, lekin phir bhi hamesha slim trim rehta

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Picture this: me standing like a hero of a Bollywood movie, full confidence, full attitude… and then SMACK!—my bestie’s hand lands on my face like it was auditioning for WWE. The sound was so loud that even birds on the electricity wires probably thought an earthquake had arrived. My cheek instantly turned into a red tomato, and instead of anger, everyone burst out laughing—because, let’s be honest, my shocked expression looked like a cartoon character who just got hit with a frying pan. One friend screamed, “Are you okay?” while laughing so hard they nearly fell off the chair, another started recording like it was a historic moment, and I stood there blinking like a Wi-Fi router trying to connect. The slap was so perfectly timed, even Google Maps couldn’t find its location. Honestly, it wasn’t just a slap—it was an art piece, a masterpiece of friendship violence. But the funniest part? After five minutes of roasting, my bestie hugged me and said, “Yaar, it was out of love.” Love? Bhai, agar yeh love hai, toh nafrat ka sample bhi dekhna hai kya? Still, that one slap turned into a memory we’ll laugh about forever—because only besties can hit you like that and still remain your favorite people on Earth....😂😂

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