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Skeletons ka apna hi swag hota hai! Ek aisa banda jo hamesha “zero figure” maintain karta hai aur gym ki tension kabhi nahi leta. Na diet ka jhanjhat, na exercise ka dard—bas haddi pe haddi aur upar se ek perfect smile jo kabhi fade hi nahi hoti. Skeleton ka sense of style bhi kamaal ka hota hai: white ribs ka designer suit aur skull ka shining helmet, bilkul runway ready! Kabhi notice kiya skeleton kabhi late nahi hota? Kyunke iske paas “body ka bojh” hi nahi hota jo dheere kar de. Ye banda hamesha light-weight aur energy se bhara hota hai—bas hawa jaisi speed aur khanak jaisi awaz. Jab chalta hai to lagta hai jaise xylophone baj raha ho. Party me skeleton sabse zyada cool hota hai—na sweating, na odour, aur sab log usse dekh ke haste haste double ho jaate hain. Lekin skeleton ki bechari struggles bhi hain. Kabhi hug karne ki koshish karo to bas khatak khatak ki awaz aati hai, aur selfie me hamesha “bony look” aata hai. Agar skeleton exam me baith jaye to teacher confuse ho jaata hai—“bhai tu to already andar se sab kuch yaad kar ke aaya hai!” Aur sabse funny part, skeleton kabhi diet chart follow nahi karta, lekin phir bhi hamesha slim trim rehta