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Snapchat users are truly a different species of humans, living in a parallel universe where streaks are more important than oxygen, and filters are the only way to face reality. If you ever wonder where your friend disappeared during a serious conversation, don’t worry—they’re just busy sending a blurry ceiling picture with the caption “streaks” to maintain their 999-day record. Apparently, breaking a streak feels worse than heartbreak for them. Then we have the “filter lovers”—the ones who cannot breathe unless they’ve turned themselves into a puppy with floppy ears, a strawberry with blinking eyes, or a glamorous angel with fake lashes thicker than their self-respect. Their camera roll is 90% duck faces, 9% food, and 1% actual human interaction. And don’t even try to open their Snap stories—you’ll feel like you just attended a full-day documentary about what they had for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Some users believe Snapchat is their personal Netflix show. They update every moment: “woke up 🥱,” “brushing teeth 😬,” “going to uni 🚗,” “stuck in traffic 😒,” and by the end of the day, you know their entire life schedule better than your own. Basically, if Snapchat servers ever go down, these users will collapse from the shock of not being able to broadcast their journey from bedroom to kitchen. And oh, the mysterious ones—those users who send you black screen snaps with one random emoji 😶. Like, what exactly am I supposed to do with this? Frame it? Decode it like a puzzle? They’re probably thinking, “deep vibes,” while you’re thinking, “battery waste.” Then come the celebrities of Snapchat—people who think everyone is dying to see their mirror selfies. They spend 15 minutes adjusting lighting, angles, and hair, only to send a snap that says, “ugly today 😔.” Meanwhile, they look like they walked out of a fashion magazine. And let’s not forget the drama creators—the ones who put cryptic quotes on their stories like, “Some people change 💔” or “Done with fake friends.” Half the time, you’re not sure if it’s about you, their ex, or just the shopkeeper who gave them less ketchup. In the end, Snapchat users are a chaotic family. Some are streak warriors, some are filter addicts, some are daily vloggers, and some are undercover detectives trying to confuse you with black screens. But together, they keep Snapchat alive, one weird snap at a time...