Long Live Pakistan

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? Kashmir mar k dekh lay gay | Imagine landing in Kashmir with full filmi style — sunglasses on, dupatta flying, and attitude louder than a tourist bus’s horn. The mountains look so polite they nod at you; the valleys whisper, “Aao, chai pila doon.” You stride like you own the place, then a local cow gives you a look that says, “Beta, pehle selfie phir respect.” Classic. Every corner screams postcard: lakes so clear you can see your overconfident reflection practicing poses. You try to act natural beside Dal Lake — but the shikara driver is plotting a gentle drift into the “perfect Instagram light.” He asks, “Kya chahiye — gora filter ya natural beauty?” You say “both” and end up with chutney-stained kebab on your shirt and a viral reel titled “Tourist vs. Kashmiri Breeze.” The air is so fresh it corrects your bad decisions. Your lungs call home to say thanks. You attempt to play adventurous: “Main toh trekking karunga!” Fifteen minutes later your knees file a complaint and your WhatsApp status becomes a public service announcement: