Snapchat users are truly a different species of humans, living in a parallel universe where streaks are more important than oxygen, and filters are the only way to face reality. If you ever wonder where your friend disappeared during a serious conversation, don’t worry—they’re just busy sending a blurry ceiling picture with the caption “streaks” to maintain their 999-day record. Apparently, breaking a streak feels worse than heartbreak for them. Then we have the “filter lovers”—the ones who cannot breathe unless they’ve turned themselves into a puppy with floppy ears, a strawberry with blinking eyes, or a glamorous angel with fake lashes thicker than their self-respect. Their camera roll is 90% duck faces, 9% food, and 1% actual human interaction. And don’t even try to open their Snap stories—you’ll feel like you just attended a full-day documentary about what they had for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Some users believe Snapchat is their personal Netflix show. They update every moment: “woke up 🥱,” “brushing teeth 😬,” “going to uni 🚗,” “stuck in traffic 😒,” and by the end of the day, you know their entire life schedule better than your own. Basically, if Snapchat servers ever go down, these users will collapse from the shock of not being able to broadcast their journey from bedroom to kitchen. And oh, the mysterious ones—those users who send you black screen snaps with one random emoji 😶. Like, what exactly am I supposed to do with this? Frame it? Decode it like a puzzle? They’re probably thinking, “deep vibes,” while you’re thinking, “battery waste.” Then come the celebrities of Snapchat—people who think everyone is dying to see their mirror selfies. They spend 15 minutes adjusting lighting, angles, and hair, only to send a snap that says, “ugly today 😔.” Meanwhile, they look like they walked out of a fashion magazine. And let’s not forget the drama creators—the ones who put cryptic quotes on their stories like, “Some people change 💔” or “Done with fake friends.” Half the time, you’re not sure if it’s about you, their ex, or just the shopkeeper who gave them less ketchup. In the end, Snapchat users are a chaotic family. Some are streak warriors, some are filter addicts, some are daily vloggers, and some are undercover detectives trying to confuse you with black screens. But together, they keep Snapchat alive, one weird snap at a time...

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Every university has its own stories, but our batch is nothing less than a full-fledged drama series with comedy, suspense, thrill, and of course a pinch of romance here and there. We are the batch that professors can never forget—sometimes because of our brilliant answers, but mostly because of our “creative excuses” for late submissions. If attendance had an award, some of us would win gold medals in disappearing acts, while others would proudly earn trophies for being “front-bench legends.” Our batch is like a mixed fruit basket—different personalities, different vibes, yet somehow perfectly balanced. We have the “serious scholars” who carry heavy books as if preparing for a PhD, and then the “chill squad” who carry nothing but vibes and confidence. Some of us are walking encycloped.

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Socho zara! Shadi ki umar aa chuki hai, ghar wale har waqt rishtay ka topic chhed detay hain, aur mai khud bacho k sath park me masti kar rahi hoti hoon. Jab mai slide pe chadhti hoon to bachay niche se chillatay hain: “Aunty zara dheere, slide toot jayegi!” aur mai hans kar kehti hoon, “Aunty kahan? Abhi to mai abhi bhi young aur fresh hoon.” Lekin phir mirror wali lake me apna reflection dekhti hoon to samajh aata hai ke shayad un bacho ka point valid hai. Swing pe baith kar mai full jhoolay leti hoon, aur bachay mujhe push karte hain, jese ap

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