Arey wah! 🤣 Tera dialogue hi bht zabardast hai. Chal ab sun funny description: Meri bhen pehle slim trim thi, bilkul “Wi-Fi signal” jaisi, seedhi si line. Lekin phir usne khaana shuru kiya… aur bas phir kya tha, breakfast, lunch, dinner, snacks, midnight snacks — sab khatam hone lage. Ab halat aisi hai ke jab woh chalti hai to zameen thodi hilti hai, jaise mini-earthquake 😆. Amma kehti hain “beta kam khaaya kar,” aur woh kehti hai “Ammi main diet pe hoon,” aur diet ka matlab hai ke pizza pe aur zyada toppings. Ab uska favourite dialogue hai: “Khane ke bina zindagi adhoori hai.” Aur sach mein, woh har plate khud ki property samajhti hai. Itni kha kha ke uski entry full “hathi mode” wali hogayi hai 🐘, jab hansi to sabko laga trumpet baja diya. Par sach bolun, jitna bhi mazaak banalein, uski cuteness aur masoomiyat abhi bhi utni hi hai—bas thoda extra large packaging mein 😜

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*Me and My Bestie During Class: Fun and Masti 😂* We were in class, supposed to be learning about complex math formulas and historical dates, but our minds were elsewhere. My bestie and I would exchange silly glances, and I'd stifle a giggle as she made funny faces behind the teacher's back. One time, she passed me a note that read, "If I fall asleep, slap me awake." I couldn't help but chuckle, and the teacher caught us. We both got detention, but it was worth it. During another class, we had a secret language, using hand gestures and code words to communicate without the teacher noticing. It was like our own little world. We'd also make bets on how long the teacher would take to write a sentence on the board or how many times they'd use a particular phrase. It was all in good fun, and we never meant to disrupt the class. Despite the occasional trouble we got into, our friendship grew stronger through these shared moments of mischief. We balanced each other out, and our antics became legendary among our classmates. Looking back, those moments of fun and masti in class were some of the highlights of our school days. We learned to navigate the system, have each other's backs, and most importantly, not take ourselves too seriously. *More Funny Moments:* - We once convinced our friend to pretend to be asleep in class, and when the teacher called on him, he dramatically woke up, stretching and yawning. -😀😂🌝

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Imagine stepping into a skeletal lab, and instead of scientists, you see a whole group of skeletons sitting like students giving viva exams. One skeleton is holding a pen with no fingers, struggling to write notes like, “Bhai, ink kaha se laun? Mujhe toh khoon hi nahi hai.” 🤦‍♂️ Another skeleton is standing near the microscope, pretending to check slides, but in reality whispering, “Main toh khud hi slide ban gaya hoon.” The funniest part is when the teacher enters. A human teacher tries to explain, “This is the femur bone,” and the skeletons look at each other like, “Bhai, hamare paas toh free me poora femur set hai, tu lecture band kar.” 😂 The poor teacher doesn’t know whether to teach them or ask them to donate extra ribs. Meanwhile, one skeleton is chilling in the corner with shades on, saying, “Main toh model hi hoon, mujhe study mat karo, Insta pe post karo.” Another is so confused about anatomy that he starts asking his skeleton friend, “Oye yeh collar bone mera hai ya tera?” 🤣 And when the bell rings, all the skeletons make so much noise with their rattling bones that the lab feels like a full DJ night. Students outside get scared, thinking it’s a bhoot ka function. But inside, it’s just skeletons celebrating, clapping with bones like tik tik tik—the real bone orchestra. 🦴🎶 In short, skeletal lab is less science and more like a comedy show, where bones don’t just lie around… they gossip, dance, and even complain about calcium deficiency! 😆

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