Imagine stepping into a skeletal lab, and instead of scientists, you see a whole group of skeletons sitting like students giving viva exams. One skeleton is holding a pen with no fingers, struggling to write notes like, “Bhai, ink kaha se laun? Mujhe toh khoon hi nahi hai.” 🤦‍♂️ Another skeleton is standing near the microscope, pretending to check slides, but in reality whispering, “Main toh khud hi slide ban gaya hoon.” The funniest part is when the teacher enters. A human teacher tries to explain, “This is the femur bone,” and the skeletons look at each other like, “Bhai, hamare paas toh free me poora femur set hai, tu lecture band kar.” 😂 The poor teacher doesn’t know whether to teach them or ask them to donate extra ribs. Meanwhile, one skeleton is chilling in the corner with shades on, saying, “Main toh model hi hoon, mujhe study mat karo, Insta pe post karo.” Another is so confused about anatomy that he starts asking his skeleton friend, “Oye yeh collar bone mera hai ya tera?” 🤣 And when the bell rings, all the skeletons make so much noise with their rattling bones that the lab feels like a full DJ night. Students outside get scared, thinking it’s a bhoot ka function. But inside, it’s just skeletons celebrating, clapping with bones like tik tik tik—the real bone orchestra. 🦴🎶 In short, skeletal lab is less science and more like a comedy show, where bones don’t just lie around… they gossip, dance, and even complain about calcium deficiency! 😆

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Socho dosto, hum sab aik gaari me baithe hain aur mission impossible shuru ho gaya hai. Kisi ko bhi na maloom ho k hum kahan ja rahe hain. 😂 Gaari ka driver bhi confuse hai, woh soch raha hai “main chala kaha raha hoon?” Aur hum sab back seat pe sherlock holmes wali acting kar rahe hain, jese kisi secret agent ki film shoot ho rahi ho. Har traffic signal pe lagta hai police wala hum pe shak kar raha hai, lekin asal me police bhi confuse hai ke yeh log ja kahan rahe hain. 🤔 Kisi ne poocha: “Bhai destination batao?” Aur jawab aya: “Bas chal, GPS ko bhi surprise dena hai.” 😂 Ek dost ne chips ka packet khola aur bola: “Bhai chips khtm ho gaye to pata chal jayega hum asal me grocery store hi ja rahe thay.” Dusra bola: “Agar hum gum gaye to headline ayegi: *Ek group bina wajah ke safar pe n

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Raat ka scene kuch aisa hota hai: duniya bhar ke log chand ko dekh kar ishq ke dard me aansu baha rahe hote hain. Shayari likh rahe hote hain, diary bhar rahe hote hain, aur apne dil ke tukray ginte ginte neend ka intezaar karte hain. Lekin mai? Mai chand ko dekh kar bas ek hi sochta hoon: “chand roti jaisa lag raha hai, upar se butter bhi laga do to bas paratha ban jaye.” 😂 Log kahte hain ishq ne neend cheen li, aur mujhe lagta hai bhook ne fridge ki talaash pe bhej diya. Jahan log “tum bin jee na paaye” ga rahe hote hain, wahan mai “biryani bin jee na paaye” ki dhun me fridge khol khol ke check kar raha hota hoon. Matlab dil to mera bhi dukhta hai, lekin dil ke sath pet bhi dukhta hai. Logon ka “raat ka dard” unhe poetry likhwa deta hai, mera “raat ka dard” mujhe kitchen me pakoray talwa deta hai. Ishq walon ko neend nahi aati,

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