Imagine ek banda khud se poochta hai: “Do you know English?” Aur jawab milta hai: “Yes, of course! I am spiking Inglish very fluwantly.” ? Uske baad woh aise proud feel karta hai jaise Oxford dictionary uska chacha ho aur Shakespeare uska tuition teacher.
Phir jab asli English bolne ka time aata hai, toh uska dimaag restart hota hai—“My English is bestest, betterer and more betterest than yours.” ? Sun’ne walay bas sochte hain ki yeh banda English bol raha hai ya aloo ke parathay ki recipe bata raha hai.