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naseer | naseer

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how to put it dunia | John d a k

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wo Mera Allah ka ahlan | Islamic reality

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Me with my besties??? | Picture this: me standing like a hero of a Bollywood movie, full confidence, full attitude… and then SMACK!—my bestie’s hand lands on my face like it was auditioning for WWE. The sound was so loud that even birds on the electricity wires probably thought an earthquake had arrived. My cheek instantly turned into a red tomato, and instead of anger, everyone burst out laughing—because, let’s be honest, my shocked expression looked like a cartoon character who just got hit with a frying pan. One friend screamed, “Are you okay?” while laughing so hard they nearly fell off the chair, another started recording like it was a historic moment, and I stood there blinking like a Wi-Fi router trying to connect. The slap was so perfectly timed, even Google Maps couldn’t find its location. Honestly, it wasn’t just a slap—it was an art piece, a masterpiece of friendship violence. But the funniest part? After five minutes of roasting, my bestie hugged me and said, “Yaar, it was out of love.” Love? Bhai, agar yeh love hai, toh nafrat ka sample bhi dekhna hai kya? Still, that one slap turned into a memory we’ll laugh about forever—because only besties can hit you like that and still remain your favorite people on Earth....??

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Kya apko angreezi aate hai..? ??? | Imagine ek banda khud se poochta hai: “Do you know English?” Aur jawab milta hai: “Yes, of course! I am spiking Inglish very fluwantly.” ? Uske baad woh aise proud feel karta hai jaise Oxford dictionary uska chacha ho aur Shakespeare uska tuition teacher. Phir jab asli English bolne ka time aata hai, toh uska dimaag restart hota hai—“My English is bestest, betterer and more betterest than yours.” ? Sun’ne walay bas sochte hain ki yeh banda English bol raha hai ya aloo ke parathay ki recipe bata raha hai.

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